Please do not panic.

Due to a sacrilegious scrawling (which we dare not repeat) made by an unknown employee in the men's restroom of our primary office building, the Grooveshark servers are temporarily down due to a mind-numbingly large plague of locusts. The locusts appear to be flesh-eating, and the hellish, buzzing cloud seems to strip flesh from bone almost instantaneously. Luckily, insofar we have only experienced two casualties in the form of unpaid interns.

Please rest assured that the proper sacrifices are being made. No matter how many lambs, cows, or virgins (interns) we have to slaughter upon our makeshift altar (the Xerox machine), the servers will be up shortly.

Thank you for your patience.